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Post by neo1337 on Feb 1, 2009 2:08:20 GMT -8
"Ok, let me get this straight. You put the scepter shard entrusted to your Flight by Anachronos on a minnow of your own making and now you expect me to build an... an arcanite buoy or something... to force your minnow out of hiding? AND potentially incur the wrath of an Elemental Lord? Did I miss anything? Perhaps I am to do this without any clothes on, during a solar eclipse, on a leap year?"
"If I did not know better I would think that you were mocking me, mortal; but yes, that is mostly correct. You may remain fully clothed."
--Conversation, in WoW, with Azuregos on trying to find a piece of a scepter to help save the world.
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galactapuss
Satou Tatsuhiro
Himitsuga O Sugi Masu
Posts: 114
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Post by galactapuss on Feb 1, 2009 20:00:46 GMT -8
"Jack Dumpey's full of <<s-word>>." -Max Taber, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
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Post by Nester05 on Feb 1, 2009 21:58:18 GMT -8
Couple things first:
Galactapuss -- don't forget to list where you got the quote from. I know that the Jim Ignatowski/Bobby exchange on the previous page comes from the TV series "Taxi," but be sure to list where you got each quote from.
Dreamer -- this is a quote thread, so please don't comment on other quotes unless you post those responses in a separate thread. Or, if you include a quote like so:
">Is there a reason why you're acting like a********?
We're anonymous, this is our way of welcoming you to the internet."
-- Someone with the SN "No. 12886" from the Asuka Langley.com imageboard.
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galactapuss
Satou Tatsuhiro
Himitsuga O Sugi Masu
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Post by galactapuss on Feb 1, 2009 23:58:00 GMT -8
"You're lucky you're getting a decent hanging." -Deputy Towfield, Goin' South
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Osaka
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Post by dreamer on Feb 2, 2009 0:17:24 GMT -8
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galactapuss
Satou Tatsuhiro
Himitsuga O Sugi Masu
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Post by galactapuss on Feb 2, 2009 10:37:24 GMT -8
"You come along too, you know, just to keep your little brave warrior here from doing something stupid." -Steve Chaffey, Three Warriors
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Post by Nester05 on Feb 2, 2009 22:52:46 GMT -8
Well, I'm not doubting your integrity (now anyway ), but you still need to include who's saying it and where it comes from. I.E.: "Well, even if someone killed you, you probably wouldn't die." -- Abarai Renji, from "Bleach" Sorry to be a rules lawyer here, but I thought the examples and rules I laid down at the beginning were pretty straightforward. "You completely miss the point of /b/. /b/ is not Fark 'oh hay guys i found a cute link ha ha.' /b/ is not Slashdot's pseudo-intellectual discussion. /b/ is not LiveJournal, Suicide Girls, or HotOrNot. /b/ is a place for people to be monsters - the horrible, uncaring, senseless, uncaring monsters that they really are. Tsunami owns the Asian continent and we laugh. Psychotic emo takes his sickness out on a cat and we laugh. People mutilate themselves for no apparent reason and we laugh. Suicide, homicide, genocide - we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia and baseless hate - we laugh. We are mindless 'me-too'ism; we are irrational preference; we are pointless flamewars; we are the true face of the internet." --Some poster who goes by the name of SMAP from 4chan (/b/ I'm guessing), from one of 1785 motivational posters I snagged from /rs/ last night.
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Post by dreamer on Feb 3, 2009 2:17:48 GMT -8
"Christ! Just when I was really enjoying myself at work! How dare that chromedome section chief abuse his workers like this?!" --Lapan
"You were getting off on a dirty mag." --Section Chief
Alice on Deadlines
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Post by carcinos on Feb 3, 2009 3:34:01 GMT -8
"I BRAKE FOR HENTAI"
-Bumper sticker
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Post by neo1337 on Feb 3, 2009 7:29:57 GMT -8
Revan: "What legal requirements do you mean?" HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally." Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word." HK-47: "Expletive: d**n it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!" — HK-47 and Revan; explaining the legal requirements for referring to Revan as his Master
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galactapuss
Satou Tatsuhiro
Himitsuga O Sugi Masu
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Post by galactapuss on Feb 3, 2009 9:59:45 GMT -8
"There's only one thing more I want." -Larry
"What?" -Jinx
"Disability!" -Larry
Mr Mom, 1983
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Post by Nester05 on Feb 3, 2009 22:32:29 GMT -8
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Post by neo1337 on Feb 4, 2009 4:30:55 GMT -8
"It's not that I'm self-centered, it's that I don't care about you and anyone who isn't me is expendable." --Zedword, built on the backs of others. Signature in the World of Warcraft Priest forums.
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Post by carcinos on Feb 4, 2009 4:41:10 GMT -8
"When one dies, it is a tragedy. When a million die, it is a statistic."
-Joseph Stalin (commonly attributed)
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Post by Nester05 on Feb 4, 2009 19:54:45 GMT -8
"You can shoot down every MiG the Soviets employ, but if you return to base and find the Soviet tank commander eating breakfast in your snack bar, you've lost the war, Jack."
--Anonymous A-10 pilot (taken from one of the 1785 motivational posters I'm still reading through)
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