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Post by Nester05 on Mar 10, 2009 18:45:44 GMT -8
"Apparently BioShock 2 is going to attempt to answer a question we've long wondered: is it possible to jump the shark while underwater?" --Jeremy Parish over at www.toastyfrog.com
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masamune
Disposable Gundam
Didn't I tell you I could make the impossible, possible?!?
Posts: 31
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Post by masamune on Mar 10, 2009 23:00:49 GMT -8
"I AM a Gundam..." Setsuna F. Seiei, Gundam 00
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Post by Nester05 on Mar 12, 2009 20:03:56 GMT -8
"I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron!"
--Pvt. Donut, from the second season finale of "Red vs. Blue."
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Post by neo1337 on Mar 12, 2009 21:08:30 GMT -8
"The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I do not know.' The person who cannot make that statement is one who will never learn anything. And I have prided myself on my ability to learn"
-Thrall (Warcraft)
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masamune
Disposable Gundam
Didn't I tell you I could make the impossible, possible?!?
Posts: 31
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Post by masamune on Mar 13, 2009 0:57:51 GMT -8
I am the bone of my sword... Steel is my body, Fire is my blood... I have created over a thousand blades... Unknown to death... Nor known to life... Have withstood pain to create many weapons... Yet those hands will never hold anything... So... As I pray... Unlimited Blade Works!
~Archer, Fate/Stay Night
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Post by Nester05 on Mar 14, 2009 11:51:53 GMT -8
"If the zombies can fight with weapons so effectively, what else can they do? Could I get a zombie to fix my car, or to move me the next time I switch houses? How smart can a zombie get before it's just a guy who wants to kill you (but without a beating heart)? Wait, are these guys even dead? I miss the shambling, moaning bad guys from the earlier games. "
--From "The Ugly" part of Ben Kucher's review of Resident Evil 5 on ArsTechnica.com
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dreamer
Osaka
Infinity +1
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Post by dreamer on Mar 14, 2009 15:36:46 GMT -8
"Because we all know 'truthiness' is another way of saying "fuck you"."
---My friend after watching that Colbert Report.
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Post by Nester05 on Mar 15, 2009 20:14:51 GMT -8
"And really, what kind of porn actress doesn't have an Oscar-worthy range of emotions? Especially considering that most Japanese porn actress have two states: Wounded puppy and doped on tranquilizer."
--A random Anonymous from 4chan commenting on Maria Ozawa in "Meath Note 14"
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Post by neo1337 on Mar 16, 2009 2:04:43 GMT -8
Para-Medic: He's wearing the GA-KO suit. Sigint: Why? Para-Medic: Because it looks cute. Sigint: Snake, talk some sense into her! Naked Snake: What's wrong with being cute?
--Metal Gear Solid 3
(Edit: Whoops, just goes to show how much I've actually played them. Thanks, Nester.)
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Post by Nester05 on Mar 17, 2009 19:00:32 GMT -8
Actually Neo, that one is from MGS3. "Might be fun when you're hammered and surrounded by friends. Or suicidal, and need something to push you over the edge." --Zac Bertschy, from his review of "Dragonball: Evolution" over at Anime News Network
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Post by neo1337 on Mar 18, 2009 4:01:02 GMT -8
Dominic Santiago: [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound? Marcus Fenix: It's just the wind. Dominic Santiago: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?
--Gears of War
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Post by Nester05 on Mar 18, 2009 21:58:37 GMT -8
"Despite what you may have heard, she has only ever been good like three times in seventy years. In the family of comics, she’s like the crazy grandmother that sometimes says really super racist stuff at Thanksgiving dinner, but she’s been around a while and nobody really knows what to do with her so you just have to put up with it." --Chris Simms, talking about Wonder Woman on his site www.the-isb.com/?p=1250
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Post by neo1337 on Mar 21, 2009 18:40:48 GMT -8
"Did you know that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives?"
--Robot Butler from Fallout 3
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Post by Nester05 on Jul 9, 2009 21:13:02 GMT -8
"Here’s an old Outlaw Star doujin courtesy of Lonewulf. If you have never heard of Outlaw Star, it’s possible that the show is older than you are."
-- Sahadou discussing one of his recent doujin translations (I'd post the link to it, but I'm fairly certain linking to pr0n is against the rules).
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Post by Nester05 on Jul 11, 2009 15:43:53 GMT -8
"Punching a bear in the face = sex. Next time you see a bear while travelling with a few girls, punch it in the face to show them how much of a man you are. Sex is guaranteed if you succeed. Death will most certainly await if you fail."
--From Erobeat's post regarding "Masaru Anutsa no Yukinojou 2" (link not provided again because of pr0n).
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