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Post by neo1337 on May 28, 2010 4:18:35 GMT -8
"and then there was a light. A glorious Light. And a sound, oh, like the music made by one universe opening a jewelled veil upon another. I, however, believe it to have been the future itself, shining the roseate light of its zenlike wisdom back across the years to me. There were people there. Life in the future. And they spoke to me, across this channel they had lit from the future to the past. "Luke," they said. "Luke, you're still a complete wanker." "--Luke, from today's FreakAngels
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Post by neilstucky on Mar 14, 2011 13:24:29 GMT -8
Guybrush: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Carpenter: "A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood." Guybrush: "But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?" Carpenter: "Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?" Guybrush: "A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood." Carpenter: "Oh shut up." -Secret of Monkey Island 2
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Post by neilstucky on Mar 14, 2011 13:34:31 GMT -8
Washington: Caboose, throw that grenade!
[Caboose throws a spike grenade at a wall in front of him.]
Washington: That was the worst throw ever, of all time. Caboose: Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way. -Red vs. Blue
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Post by neilstucky on Mar 14, 2011 13:35:35 GMT -8
Church: Will you shut up with that? She got recruited in to some kind of weird experimental program back during basic where, they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I'm not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it made her meaner and tougher than hell. ... Tucker: So, the military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all she's really just a sweet, down-home girl? Church: Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten pregnant dog, it's just now she's a rotten pregnant dog with cybernetic enhancements. Tucker: Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there buddy, she's a keeper. Church: So how're you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever? Caboose: I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot. Church: Yeah... that's right... I'm a gay robot. -Red vs. Blue
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