Post by galactapuss on Jun 23, 2009 8:33:33 GMT -8
Today i'd lake to take some time to talk to everyone about a very serious social issue that is growing among the members of the Greenwood Film Society. I'm talking, of course, about helium addiction.
((not-funny disclaimer at the bottom of this post))
What can start as an otherwise normal, sane, well-behaved gathering of young people...
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Can, if left unsupervised, rapidly degenerate into addiction, sin, perversion, and other crimes against nature. It may seem innocent enough, but every evil starts with a seed. One member breaks out a small balloon, tucked away for that special occasion...
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And so it begins, rapidly spreading to other club members. Helium knows no boundaries, racial, socioeconomic, or gender...
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It may seem like everyone's having a good time...
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But Helium's insidious nature can not long be denied. Soon inhibitions fall and all manner of perversions are indulged in...
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Friends, make no mistakes. Helium is a drug and the consequences and costs are serious. Withdrawals alone are a pain no one should have to bear...
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So remember everyone- Helium is bad. Helium is evil. Helium could cost you your family, your friends, your education, even your life.
Just say no.
Not Funny Disclaimer: There was no helium at the Spring 2009. Everyone in the pictures is just blowing up regular balloons for a party game. This is all a joke.
((not-funny disclaimer at the bottom of this post))
What can start as an otherwise normal, sane, well-behaved gathering of young people...
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050930medium.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050930.jpg
Can, if left unsupervised, rapidly degenerate into addiction, sin, perversion, and other crimes against nature. It may seem innocent enough, but every evil starts with a seed. One member breaks out a small balloon, tucked away for that special occasion...
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050924medium.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050924.jpg
And so it begins, rapidly spreading to other club members. Helium knows no boundaries, racial, socioeconomic, or gender...
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050916medium.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050916.jpg
It may seem like everyone's having a good time...
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050925medium.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050925.jpg
But Helium's insidious nature can not long be denied. Soon inhibitions fall and all manner of perversions are indulged in...
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050909medium.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050909.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050913medium.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050913.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050918.jpg
Friends, make no mistakes. Helium is a drug and the consequences and costs are serious. Withdrawals alone are a pain no one should have to bear...
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050920medium.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050920.jpg
www.johnperkins.com/GFS06050927.jpg
So remember everyone- Helium is bad. Helium is evil. Helium could cost you your family, your friends, your education, even your life.
Just say no.
Not Funny Disclaimer: There was no helium at the Spring 2009. Everyone in the pictures is just blowing up regular balloons for a party game. This is all a joke.
